Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / One does not thank logic. \ | | | -- Sarek, "Journey to Babel", stardate | \ 3842.4 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;