Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /"Hey, I'm from this project \ | called Debian... have you heard of it? | | | | Your name seems to be on a bunch of our | \ stuff." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;