Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "The Mets were great in 'sixty eight, \ | | | The Cards were fine in 'sixty nine, | | | | But the Cubs will be heavenly in | | nineteen and seventy." | | | \ -- Ernie Banks / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;