Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If you think the problem is bad now, \ | just wait until we've solved it. | | | \ -- Arthur Kasspe / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;