Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE'S RANDOM QUOTES FROM MATCH GAME \ | 75, NO. 1: | | | | Gene Rayburn: We'd like to close with a | | thought for the day, friends --- | | | | something ... | | | | Someone: (interrupting) Uh-oh | | | | Gene Rayburn: ...pithy, full of wisdom | | --- and we call on the Poet | | | | Laureate, Nipsey Russell | | | | Nipsey Russell: The young people are | | very different today, and there is | | | | one sure way to know: Kids used to ask | | where they came | | | | from, now they'll tell you where you | | can go. | | | \ All: (laughter) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;