Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / She was good at playing abstract \ | confusion in the same way a midget is | | good at being short. | | | \ -- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;