Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. \ | Flowcharts are, after all, the | | illiterate's form of documentation. | | Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how much | \ good it did them. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;