Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Becoming \ | | | Using the male, being female, Being the | | entrance of the world, You embrace | | harmony And become as a newborn. Using | | strength, being weak, Being the root of | | the world, You complete harmony And | | become as unshaped wood. Using the | | light, being dark, Being the world, You | | perfect harmony And return to the Way. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;