Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The evidence of the emotions, save in \ | cases where it has strong objective | | support, is really no evidence at all, | | for every recognizable emotion has its | | opposite, and if one points one way | | then another points the other way. Thus | | the familiar argument that there is an | | instinctive desire for immortality, and | | that this desire proves it to be a | | fact, becomes puerile when it is | | recalled that there is also a powerful | | and widespread fear of annihilation, | | and that this fear, on the same | | principle proves that there is nothing | | beyond the grave. Such childish | | "proofs" are typically theological, and | | they remain theological even when they | | are adduced by men who like to flatter | | themselves by believing that they are | | scientific gents.... | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;