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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The evidence of the emotions, save in   \
| cases where it has strong objective     |
| support, is really no evidence at all,  |
| for every recognizable emotion has its  |
| opposite, and if one points one way     |
| then another points the other way. Thus |
| the familiar argument that there is an  |
| instinctive desire for immortality, and |
| that this desire proves it to be a      |
| fact, becomes puerile when it is        |
| recalled that there is also a powerful  |
| and widespread fear of annihilation,    |
| and that this fear, on the same         |
| principle proves that there is nothing  |
| beyond the grave. Such childish         |
| "proofs" are typically theological, and |
| they remain theological even when they  |
| are adduced by men who like to flatter  |
| themselves by believing that they are   |
| scientific gents....                    |
|                                         |
\ -- H. L. Mencken                        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;