Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Recurving: \ | | | Leaving one job to take another that | | pays less but places one back on the | | learning curve. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;