Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A cousin of mine once said about money, \ | money is always there but the pockets | | change; it is not in the same pockets | | after a change, and that is all there | | is to say about money. | | | \ -- Gertrude Stein / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;