Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Tools \ | | | Thirty spokes meet at a nave; Because | | of the hole we may use the wheel. Clay | | is moulded into a vessel; Because of | | the hollow we may use the cup. Walls | | are built around a hearth; Because of | | the doors we may use the house. Thus | | tools come from what exists, But use | | from what does not. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;