Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The meeting of two personalities is \ | like the contact of two chemical | | substances: if there is any reaction, | | both are transformed. | | | \ -- Carl Jung / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;