Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Virtue is not left to stand alone. He \ | who practices it will have neighbors. | | | \ -- Confucius / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;