Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One may be able to quibble about the \ | quality of a single experiment, or | | about the veracity of a given | | experimenter, but, taking all the | | supportive experiments together, the | | weight of evidence is so strong as | | readily to merit a wise man's | | reflection. - Professor William Tiller, | | parapsychologist, Standford University, | | | \ commenting on psi research / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;