Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / You know how to win a victory, \ | Hannibal, but not how to use it. | | | \ -- Maharbal / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;