Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / The intelligence of any discussion \ | diminishes with the square of the | | number of participants. | | | \ -- Adam Walinsky / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;