Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The ideas of economists and political \ | philosophers, both when they are right | | and when they are wrong, are more | | powerful than is generally understood. | | Indeed, the world is ruled by little | | else. | | | \ -- John Maynard Keynes / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;