Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I cannot and will not cut my conscience \ | to fit this year's fashions. | | | \ -- Lillian Hellman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;