Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / I don't want people to love me. It \ | makes for obligations. | | | \ -- Jean Anouilh / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;