Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Mix's Law: \ | | | There is nothing more permanent than a | | temporary building. | | | | There is nothing more permanent than a | \ temporary tax. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;