Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I began many years ago, as so many \ | young men do, in searching for the | | perfect woman. I believed that if I | | looked long enough, and hard enough, I | | would find her and then I would be | | secure for life. Well, the years and | | romances came and went, and I | | eventually ended up settling for | | someone a lot less than my idea of | | perfection. But one day, after many | | years together, I lay there on our bed | | recovering from a slight illness. My | | wife was sitting on a chair next to the | | bed, humming softly and watching the | | late afternoon sun filtering through | | the trees. The only sounds to be heard | | elsewhere were the clock ticking, the | | kettle downstairs starting to boil, and | | an occasional schoolchild passing | | beneath our window. And as I looked up | | into my wife's now wrinkled face, but | | still warm and twinkling eyes, I | | realized something about perfection... | | It comes only with time. | | | \ -- James L. Collymore, "Perfect Woman" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;