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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ X windows:                              \
|                                         |
| It's not how slow you make it. It's how |
| you make it slow.                       |
|                                         |
| The windowing system preferred by       |
| masochists 3 to 1.                      |
|                                         |
| Built to take on the world... and lose! |
|                                         |
| Don't try it 'til you've knocked it.    |
|                                         |
| Power tools for Power Fools.            |
|                                         |
| Putting new limits on productivity.     |
|                                         |
| The closer you look, the cruftier we    |
| look.                                   |
|                                         |
| Design by counterexample.               |
|                                         |
| A new level of software disintegration. |
|                                         |
| No hardware is safe.                    |
|                                         |
| Do your time.                           |
|                                         |
| Rationalization, not realization.       |
|                                         |
| Old-world software cruftsmanship at its |
| finest.                                 |
|                                         |
| Gratuitous incompatibility.             |
|                                         |
| Your mother.                            |
|                                         |
| THE user interference management        |
| system.                                 |
|                                         |
| You can't argue with failure.           |
|                                         |
| You haven't died 'til you've used it.   |
|                                         |
| The environment of today... tomorrow!   |
|                                         |
\ X windows.                              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;