Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "So, will the Andover party have a cash \ | bar?" "No, there's free beer." "Uh-oh, | | Stallman's gonna be pissed..." | | | \ -- overheard at the Bazaar, 1999 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;