Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There was a college student trying to \ | earn some pocket money by going from | | house to house offering to do odd jobs. | | He explained this to a man who answered | | one door. | | | | "How much will you charge to paint my | | porch?" asked the man. | | | | "Forty dollars." | | | | "Fine" said the man, and gave the | | student the paint and brushes. | | | | Three hours later the paint-splattered | | lad knocked on the door again. "All | | done!", he says, and collects his | | money. "By the way," the student says, | \ "That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;