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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  There was a college student trying to  \
| earn some pocket money by going from    |
| house to house offering to do odd jobs. |
| He explained this to a man who answered |
| one door.                               |
|                                         |
| "How much will you charge to paint my   |
| porch?" asked the man.                  |
|                                         |
| "Forty dollars."                        |
|                                         |
| "Fine" said the man, and gave the       |
| student the paint and brushes.          |
|                                         |
| Three hours later the paint-splattered  |
| lad knocked on the door again. "All     |
| done!", he says, and collects his       |
| money. "By the way," the student says,  |
\ "That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari." /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;