Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / We didn't put in ^^ because then we'd \ | have to keep telling people what it | | means, and then we'd have to keep | | telling them why it doesn't short | | circuit. :-/ | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199707300650.XAA05515@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;