Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Two men came before Nasrudin when he \ | was magistrate. The first man said, | | "This man has bitten my ear -- I demand | | compensation." The second man said, "He | | bit it himself." Nasrudin withdrew to | | his chambers, and spent an hour trying | | to bite his own ear. He succeeded only | | in falling over and bruising his | | forehead. Returning to the courtroom, | | Nasrudin pronounced, "Examine the man | | whose ear was bitten. If his forehead | | is bruised, he did it himself and the | | case is dismissed. If his forehead is | | not bruised, the other man did it and | \ must pay three silver pieces." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;