Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars, and \ | Pluto, but not necessarily in that | | order. | | | \ -- George Michaelson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;