Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you can keep your head when all \ | about you are losing theirs, then you | \ clearly don't understand the situation. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;