Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What's a cult? It just means not enough \ | people to make a minority. | | | \ -- Robert Altman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;