Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "Obviously, a major malfunction has \ | occurred." | | | | -- Steve Nesbitt, voice of Mission | | Control, January 28, | | | | 1986, as the shuttle Challenger | | exploded within view | | | \ of the grandstands. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;