Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / But scientists, who ought to know \ | Assure us that it must be so. Oh, let | | us never, never doubt What nobody is | | sure about. | | | \ -- Hilaire Belloc / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;