Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Great Movie Posters: \ | | | SEE rebel guerrillas torn apart by | | trucks! SEE corpses cut to pieces and | | fed to dogs and vultures! SEE the | | monkey trained to perform nursing | | duties for her paralyzed owner! | | | | -- Sweet and Savage (1983) | | | | What a Guy! What a Gal! What a Pair! | | | | -- Stroker Ace (1983) | | | | It's always better when you come again! | | | | -- Porky's II: The Next Day (1983) | | | | You Don't Have to Go to Texas for a | | Chainsaw Massacre! | | | \ -- Pieces (1983) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;