Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I tell ya, gambling never agreed with \ | me. Last week I went to the track and | | they shot my horse with the opening | | gun. | | | | Well, just last week I was at a Chinese | | restaurant and when I opened my fortune | | cookie I found the guy's check sitting | | at the next table. I said, "Hey, buddy, | | I got your check", he said, "Thanks." | | | \ -- Rodney Dangerfield / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;