Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /i'm trying to convince some \ | netcom admins i know to convert | | | | to Debian from RH, netgod, but they are | | DAMN stubborn why RH users so | \ damned hard headed? it's the hat / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;