Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's fabulous! We haven't seen anything \ | like it in the last half an hour! | | | \ -- Macy's / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;