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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ This is an especially good time for you \
| vacationers who plan to fly, because    |
| the Reagan administration, as part of   |
| the same policy under which it recently |
| sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne |
| Newton, has "deregulated" the airline   |
| industry. What this means for you, the  |
| consumer, is that the airlines are no   |
| longer required to follow any rules     |
| whatsoever. They can show snuff movies. |
| They can charge for oxygen. They can    |
| hire pilots right out of Vending        |
| Machine Refill Person School. They can  |
| conserve fuel by ejecting husky         |
| passengers over water. They can ram     |
| competing planes in mid-air. These      |
| innovations have resulted in tremendous |
| cost savings which have been passed     |
| along to you, the consumer, in the form |
| of flights with amazingly low fares,    |
| such as $29. Of course, certain         |
| restrictions do apply, the main one     |
| being that all these flights take you   |
| to Newark, and you must pay thousands   |
| of dollars if you want to fly back out. |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "Iowa -- Land of Secure  |
\ Vacations"                              /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;