Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This is an especially good time for you \ | vacationers who plan to fly, because | | the Reagan administration, as part of | | the same policy under which it recently | | sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne | | Newton, has "deregulated" the airline | | industry. What this means for you, the | | consumer, is that the airlines are no | | longer required to follow any rules | | whatsoever. They can show snuff movies. | | They can charge for oxygen. They can | | hire pilots right out of Vending | | Machine Refill Person School. They can | | conserve fuel by ejecting husky | | passengers over water. They can ram | | competing planes in mid-air. These | | innovations have resulted in tremendous | | cost savings which have been passed | | along to you, the consumer, in the form | | of flights with amazingly low fares, | | such as $29. Of course, certain | | restrictions do apply, the main one | | being that all these flights take you | | to Newark, and you must pay thousands | | of dollars if you want to fly back out. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "Iowa -- Land of Secure | \ Vacations" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;