Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Impartial, adj.: \ | | | Unable to perceive any promise of | | personal advantage from | | | | espousing either side of a controversy | | or adopting either of two | | | | conflicting opinions. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;