Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I am professionally trained in computer \ | science, which is to say (in all | | seriousness) that I am extremely poorly | | educated. | | | | -- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power | \ and Human Reason" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;