Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Cynic, n.: \ | | | One who looks through rose-colored | \ glasses with a jaundiced eye. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;