Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Committee, n.: \ | | | A group of men who individually can do | | nothing but as a group | | | | decide that nothing can be done. | | | \ -- Fred Allen / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;