Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "You would do well not to imagine \ | profundity," he said. "Anything that | | seems of momentous occasion should be | | dwelt upon as though it were of slight | | note. Conversely, trivialities must be | | attended to with the greatest of care. | | Because death is momentous, give it no | | thought; because victory is important, | | give it no thought; because the method | | of achievement and discovery is less | | momentous than the effect, dwell always | | upon the method. You will strengthen | | yourself in this way." | | | \ -- Jessica Salmonson, "The Swordswoman" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;