Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Aphasia: \ | | | Loss of speech in social scientists | | when asked | | | | at parties, "But of what use is your | \ research?" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;