Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No pig should go sky diving during \ | monsoon For this isn't really the norm. | | But should a fat swine try to soar like | | a loon, So what? Any pork in a storm. | | | | No pig should go sky diving during | | monsoon, It's risky enough when the | | weather is fine. But to have a pig soar | | when the monsoon doth roar Cast even | \ more perils before swine. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;