Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / During the American Revolution, a \ | Britisher tried to raid a farm. He | | stumbled across a rock on the ground | | and fell, whereupon an agressive Rhode | | Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this, | | the farmer commented, "Chicken catch a | \ Tory!" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;