Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not \ | by some means abridged, it will soon | | fall into disuse. | | | | -- Philip Hale, Boston music critic, | \ 1837 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;