Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The sun was shining on the sea, Shining \ | with all his might: He did his very | | best to make The billows smooth and | | bright -- And this was very odd, | | because it was The middle of the night. | | | | -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking | \ Glass" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;