Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl \ | Programmers prefer things to be | | visually distinct. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710161841.LAA13208@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;