Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It has been suggested that root kits \ | are the largest user community for this | | kind of access, but there are no | | forward compatibility guarantees for | | root kit authors. | | | | -- Jonathan Corbet in "Who needs | | /dev/kmem?" | | | \ (http://lwn.net/Articles/147901) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;