Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / War is never imperative. \ | | | -- McCoy, "Balance of Terror", stardate | \ 1709.2 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;